Keepin It Real

December 22, 2007

Dear Readers,

Subject: I am not Dead

This is for you the millions of you crazy people who read this blog and appreciate my writing, and adore me and dream about me and want to build temples for me and have come to expect so much of me. I have not been able to keep up the professionalism that this job requires, and have not been able to write as often as you (and I) would have liked to.

You see, i am in Love. This blog’s got competition.

But yea, i will keep trying to sneak in a few minutes here and a few minutes there to create my masterpieces. So don’t you worry, main hoon na.

So come on in, take a seat. Here have some tea. Some gulab jamuns? Oh..they’re fat free. Don’t you worry. There…thats more like it.

Yours Sincerely Humble Pathetic Lazy-Ass Servant,
Um Reekin Dizzy


4 Responses to “ Keepin It Real ”

  1. Shefaly on December 23, 2007 at 3:06 am

    @ AD:

    Did I warn you some time that I have a song in my head for every word, phrase, situation? Well here is one for you, in your current, um, situation:

    On the G-jams (and by the way, they can never be fat-free; knowing the recipes is key to knowing what is and is not fat-free; rasmalai on the other hand does not have any frying although full-fat milk is used…), I would have pointed you to Dire Straits’s My Parties but alas, none on youtube. It is from their album On Every Street. If you can find it, try and listen to the lyrics and you will see how it applies to your g-jam exhortation!

    Happy Holidays and a happy new year.

  2. mahendrap on March 15, 2008 at 10:14 am

    You’re in love…? Congratulations!!!

  3. yo on March 20, 2008 at 12:53 am

    yo man
    cooool site. read some, rest later. love the poem – he says, she says.
    you’re in love? congratulations !! hope it works out well.

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