Hrithik Ko Gussa Kyon Aaya

May 10, 2010

Good evening ladies and gents, this is Jhatka Butt reporting live from Shirdi, on your favorite news channel, the WTF Network. We The Fearless.

When Jhatka Is Here, There Is No Fear.

(*stare into camera for 5 seconds)

In today’s breaking news, Hrithik Ko Gussa Kyon Aaya? Just why is actor Hrithik Roshan so angry?

Hrithik Roshan went wild bashing up a dozen reporters in Shirdi. Later he realized his mistake and apologized for his actions.

But is an apology enough to control the damage his irresponsible actions have caused? Can sorry made a dead man alive? What about all the sentiments he hurt by his careless conduct?

(*roll eyes in disgust)

Earlier today Hrithik made a trip to Shirdi to seek Sai Baba’s blessings ahead of his forthcoming release. A group of journalists was on his tail all through the trip. At WTF it is always our duty to bring the latest happenings to our dear readers, as they happen. After all, We are The Fearless.

For no apparent reason Hrithik suddenly got upset and started snapping at the group of media persons, pushing and shoving  journos who would bravely do anything to get news to you.

There were some defiant statements on his Twitter account.

Visited Shirdi this morning, a family tradition before each release since decades. Dad, mom, su n me. But today was different, … [link]

But today was different, it took effort to pray with 30 media camera’s feeding off every private moment..tried to feel peace…couldn’t. .. [link]

Later, he issued a public apology.

Can’t believe they can now enter Gods shrine for TRP. Polite words requesting them were ignored. Right now I’m trying to forgive myself for loosing my cool. [link]

(*triumphant smile)

Last we checked, India was still a democracy where we all are equal. Nothing gives anybody the right to assault another person, even if it be a film star as big as Hrithik. Us – its our job. We may try to stab you with a microphone, we may try to push a camera inside your dog’s bathroom, we may call you all sorts of names. But it is different for us.

A few pointy questions. A few personal jabs. A couple of accusations of extra-marital affairs. These are all standard procedure. Why get bothered?

Hrithik should be ashamed of himself.

(* jab screen with pencil. Raise eyebrow)

Nobody messes with the media. Hrithiks may come and go, they will all eventually bow to our power. We dont just report the news. We MAKE the news. Errm…we make the news reach every home in India.

(*drum rolls, and visual of crazy elephant running amok in the wild)

In other news today find out about the new love in the life of Bobby Deol’s cat. Later, the Parliament today successfully passed a no confidence motion against the government.

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9 Responses to “ Hrithik Ko Gussa Kyon Aaya ”

  1. amlistening on May 10, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Before any movie release, most of the stars get media attention somehow and media behaves in most unprofessional ways to give the stars their much needed air time. Its a symbiotic relationship that we the aamaadmi can laugh at. BTW curious abt the love in the life of Bobby Deol’s cat….which channel is showing this breaking news ;)

    • amreekandesi on May 22, 2010 at 11:04 pm

      Sure. But somehow i dont feel that was the case here. Nobody likes their privacy being invaded, which is exactly what the media people pride themselves for.

  2. Liju Philip on May 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    am very much afraid of Jhatka’s reporting. Hope she wont make you apologise for writing against her :D

    • amreekandesi on May 22, 2010 at 11:06 pm

      Hah. Maybe she will get some experts to analyse this post, and they will end up concluding that the world is going to end in 2015, instead of 2012.

  3. Roshni on May 11, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    soooooo sad! *yawn*

    okay, so is the real news coming anytime this week?!

    • amreekandesi on May 22, 2010 at 11:08 pm

      Real news? You mean the one about the economy and government’s policies, and public health etc? Oh, they are not important enough.

  4. rk mahajan on May 14, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    good post. good presentation .keep it up . wish you best of luck

  5. Jimmy on June 23, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Now a day it is fashion that the celebs go to some one and take blessing for his/her coming up movie. I think it is just to attract the media. Now it should be understand to celebs form Hirthik’s story.

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