Starting this monthly roundup of some of my selected tweets. Twitter is a very real time medium; blink and you miss it. This is an attempt to work around that issue.
(For those of you who don’t have any idea what Twitter is, read this, and then head over to your favorite temple to beg forgiveness.)
So, here we go. As always, feedback will help make it a better world to live in.
- SRK just came on TV saying we all can be Fair and Handsome for Rs 7. Makes Michael Jackson sound like such a fool!
- US planning to strike Pakistan for a failed bomb that only produced smoke. India still waits after 60 years. http://bit.ly/csyrLt
- Seen on a T-shirt. “Shame on you. I am still single.”
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -Emo Philips
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: Versions. – Dave Berry
- India released 25 Pak militants yday. All in good faith.”Thank you, come again.”
- The good news is this plane flies at Mach 6. The only problem is it cant fly for more than 3 minutes. http://bit.ly/d5OqFA
- Mayawati has 380 carats of diamonds. She plans to put them back in the TajMahal. http://bit.ly/bigmQe
- As i took out a juicy mango from the fridge, its neighbor looked at me & implored ‘ek ke saath free’. The offer was too good to refuse
- The other person always has a better job. Unless you grow Mangos.
- 276 days. Zero displacement. First Indian ever to achieve this special feat. http://bit.ly/a2bari
- No news is good news. No journalists is even better. ~Nicolas Bentley
- Kids, its ok to flunk school/college. You might become captain of the Indian cricket team one day. http://bit.ly/bM2App
- If life were as fair as Farmville, once a week we would get free petrol at the pump, just for ‘coming back’
- They said Kites is a ‘chase’ movie. Turns out it ended up being a train wreck. http://bit.ly/an3gCe
- Can we just shut down the 24 hour news channels already? Twitter works rather well for dispensing news, and is nowhere near as annoying.
- There’s only one way to end terrorism. Give them Mangoes
- Another 21st May. A day of govt depts bending over in subservience to the man who inherited India #jaiho
- Dear machchar, time to say your prayers. Hopefully in your next life you will be born as the owner of a Pakistani cyber cafe.
- India will probably become a developed country in double quick time if the govt were to block Facebook/Twitter/Orkut/Youtube
- The Naxalite extrortion racket is a $500mn p.a. business. I bet it goes towards buying potatoes for the poor tribals.http://bit.ly/96DhIg
- So if we say something nasty on each website, will Pak shut down all the Internet pipes? How will terrorists google ‘make bomb’ then?
- How to get fired from your job. Method #567 – Setup all printers in the office and print out a 500 page book on each one. In Color.
- Yay! i dont know what to say, but whatever!#iwanttostartatrendingtopic
- What does the geek girl first do when she gets a romantic note from that cute boy? Google to check if it is original. #geeksrock
- The Runway on a river! http://bit.ly/dojmh9
- Indian economy indeed looking up. After corporate hiring sprees, the terrorists are now getting pay hikes. http://bit.ly/9iuBML
- The next time this fly does a pass over my baby’s head, another honor killing is going to happen. Run, Lola, Run!
- NYTimes: The Delhi Metro manages to defy just about every stereotype of urban India. http://nyti.ms/arM7KQ
- The Pakistani Spectator: The Muslim Businessmen of Indiahttp://bit.ly/9Bb2vE
- I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. ~Gandhi
- The Gobhi Manchurian Candidate #IndianEnglishMovies
- A Streetcar named Nano #IndianEnglishMovies
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Loved all of them. Your tweets are very witty, esp Fair and handsome and Farmville
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Thanks Venky. That makes my day! Welcome to amreekandesi.com.
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i relished all the T and you deserve all the appreciations.i can only say that let God continue to bless you and we should get such posts more.
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“Thank you and come again”… still rolling on the floor laughing!!!!!!
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after the initial burst, i hardly tweet unless i post a new blog post. but i do try to read the tweets of all those who follow.
This is my fav quote “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
I have it on my blog too
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real good ones!
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[...] – Vol 2 July 9, 2010 By amreekandesi Share Continuing the tradition started with the first roundup, here’s some of my best tweets from last month. Read, and [...]
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Nice post btw!
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