Eunuch Army

June 27, 2010
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Arunachal Pradesh home minister Tako Dabi has sent a proposal to the Union home ministry to setup a special army regimnt comprising of Eunuchs. [link]

This idea definitely takes the prize for being the out of the box idea of the year.

Apparently, “most eunuchs don’t have families and can be selfless… A military career will give them a respectable livelihood.”

In one shot, this solves so many problems.

We get a committed force to defend our borders, we have livelihood for the hijras, and us commoners are saved the harassment that soon follows any happy occasion in the family.

Besides, if the enemy is as self-righteous as Bheeshm Pitamah of Mahabharata, they will never fire at this regiment and we could just run them over. Any money extorted out of them will be the incentive.

Way to go India. How about an army of tantriks to kill the enemy in their sleep? Wont that be easier?

(Image credit: IndiaMike)

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11 Responses to Eunuch Army

  1. Munish Gupta on June 27, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    that definitely is an out of the box idea….

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    • amreekandesi on June 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm

      out of the world!

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  2. Kaushik on June 27, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Have you read “The Immortals of Meluha”? There’s a group of people in that called “Vikarmas” who are supposed to be cursed souls and something exactly like what you’ve written is shown in it.

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    • amreekandesi on June 27, 2010 at 10:49 pm

      I havent, but this sounds fascinating.

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  3. amlistening on June 29, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Army of tantriks & ujhas ….. cool!

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  4. Mysoul on July 2, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    While we are at it… Lets take the Money from those Politicians who have swiss accounts, after all they have too much of it anyway and none of that is really EARNED.

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  5. Reema on July 4, 2010 at 1:29 am

    “if the enemy is as self-righteous as Bheeshm Pitamah of Mahabharata, they will never fire at this regiment and we could just run them over. ”
    Hahahahaha :D

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  6. dinesh on July 12, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    news catched from media and brought forward to us with wise steps and if the same are taken by our Govt in right perspective,these will definitely solve various problems army appears to be facing like shortage of manpower etc.,and also the public in the hands of eunuches

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  7. abhijeet on July 21, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Your last line took all seriousness away from this post

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    • amreekandesi on July 21, 2010 at 7:15 pm

      You think this was a serious idea? An Eunuch regiment? Really?

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  8. TNA on September 2, 2010 at 2:57 am

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