Continuing the tradition started with the first roundup, here’s some of my best tweets from last month.
Read, and enjoy.
- In the middle of a heated argument today, i called this auto driver a Vuvuzela. Poor thing didnt know what struck him!
- Women beat up Maulvis for issuing fake Talaknama.http://bit.ly/czs000
- Salman Gives Raavan a Miss. Van reminded him of all the fun he had in the Jungles of Rajasthan. http://bit.ly/dd2T8x
- Saina Nehwal is becoming as regular at title wins as Sania Mirza at first round exits.
- Canada looks to pitch itself to India via Akshay Kumar. They couldnt even get a real Sardar! http://bit.ly/dhGpjh
- That’s my boy! RT @amreekandesiJr If you think i am cute, wait till you see my dad!
- Pakistan wants to ban the Internet. I would say welcome to the dark ages, if you werent already there! http://bit.ly/aAQfQy
- Those who talk on the phone while taking a dump in the office lavatory do NOT let out 100 db rippers. You dont want the attention.
- Saina’s success means that Sania did have it in her. She probably just needed a little shuffling around.
- Anybody who thinks you cannot make a louder sound than the Vuvuzela, has obviously not seen my baby at 4 in the morning.
- My mom tells me that kaajal makes eyes look bigger. Chinese people, are you listening?
- Stunning Chinese bridges. Hopefully they last longer than other things made in China http://bit.ly/cdMwTs
- First Ultrabrown, then DesiPundit. With these blog biggies shutting down, we may be heading for an amreekandesi monopoly in blog world.
- I just got a new dog. He doesn’t have any teeth. I am going to call him CBI.
- US F-16s not to be used against India by Pakistan. Why bother then with the farce then? Flypasts? http://bit.ly/cfAGYc
- The world’s tallest apartment bldg coming up in Mumbai. The penthouse will come with a Helicopter. http://bit.ly/cdRUyq
- Time’s 50 List of Worst Inventions. http://bit.ly/c16f07
- The husband of the daughter of a woman who holds no office in India, is exempted from airport security checks. Jai Ho!http://bit.ly/bfr1dN
- This 14 yr old studied 16 hrs a day for the spelling bee contest. Could have used that time to prep for IIT! http://bit.ly/9LWJIC
- Arundhati Roy on Maoist violence. “In human nature, there is always violence, and there is always love” Also Bullshit.http://bit.ly/cYorjo
- BCCI is like a govt factory that doesnt produce anything. Only difference, it still makes money. Shitloads.
- Al Gore’s marriage goes cold. His fight against global warming wasn’t entirely unsuccessful.
- With so many IITJEE toppers from Andhra this year, the state economy is in for trouble. The dowry rates are going to skyrocket.
- 23 yrs later when Leander Paes wins another Grand Slam, what will the headlines say? “Saath Saal Ke Boodhe Ya Saath Saal Ke Jawaan”
- Just what exactly do we expect to gain by a UNSC permanent seat? It doesn’t come with a pair of balls.
- Nobody has ever had a drop of Amrit. Except Chuck Norris. He gargles with it.
- Indian roads are like computer memory. No matter how big they get, we will fill them up.
- What do you call an Indian Wedding where there is no Paneer? Fiction.
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