If Santa Was Desi

December 25, 2010
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It’s that time of the year, folks. The time for Santa Claus, Christmas carols,  gifts,  holidays, plum cakes, parties, and just good old masti.

Merry Christmas, y’all!

Like always, the Twitter community has been keeping busy (working on important stuff, goes without saying). This time, we conjectured what it would be like if Santa Claus were a Desi person. Here’s some observations.

@snehafarro: IfSantaWasDesi I think he’d look like Daler Mehndi :)

@tyrantasorus: ifsantawasdesi Digvijay singh would accuse him of being a fundamentalist for wearing red color #diggy #diggyleaks.

@surajbhosle484: #ifsantawasdesi he would have appeared as a guest in the big boss’s house

@laaajo: #ifsantawasdesi he’d give us a *missed call* each when he arrived. 5 hours ago

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi he wouldnt make it before 26 December.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi he would have an awesome website where you could submit requests.

@shagun_20: He’d say hud hud dabang instead of ho ho ho #ifsantawasdesi

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi you could bribe him. #goeswithoutsaying

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi the first gifts would have to be delivered to the Gandhi household.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi there would soon be a Rs 500,000 crore Christmas gift scam

@chulbul_pandi: #ifsantawasdesi he wud sing santa paajji comin to ton rading on a bulllllltttt!!

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi he would park anywhere and take a leak.

@14_yr_old_etard: #ifsantawasdesi he would have dyed his hair black using Godrej Expert Powder Hair Dye

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi his kids would be studying medicine at Harvard.

@chaichatter:  #ifsantawasdesi he would also be a doctor or engineer just as a hobby.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi you could bargain with him.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi desis would make sure he trends on twitter.

@TheAngrezJailer: #IfSantaWasDesi He would gift a job to IIPM students..!!

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi the govt would make sure his phones got tapped.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi he would get frisked everywhere he went.

@TheAngrezJailer: #ifSantaWasDesi Arjun Singh would make sure that reserved cast category children get gifts first.

@laaajo: #ifsantawasdesi He would be branded “red terror”.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi they would get him in an MMS scandal for sure.

@dedhshaani: #ifsantawasdesi, our grannies would utaarofy his nazars.

@fakebalthakre: #ifsantawasdesiSanta *is* desi and his name is Sharad Pawar.

@amreekandesi: #ifsantawasdesi they would use his picture for weightloss program

@DreamsCentral: #ifsantawasdesi He wud sell off all the gifts in chor bazaar and apply for a sick leave on Xmas

@cs0503: #ifsantawasdesi instead of singing carols he wud sing #sheilakijawani

Missed you? Add your thoughts in the comment space.

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8 Responses to “ If Santa Was Desi ”

  1. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by amreekandesi. amreekandesi said: On the blog: "If Santa Was Desi" http://bit.ly/TwitterGashti-DesiSanta #ifsantawasdesi […]

  2. Dev on December 25, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    All the tweets have created interesting word pictures… ;D

  3. IRFANUDDIN on December 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    he must hav brought an empty bag with him to snatch Bribe(in the name of chrismas gift) from us…..:-P

  4. Amlistening on December 25, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Haha…..
    #ifsantawasdesi then if would be called “baba Santa dev”, wud be slim with yoga and heading an andolan

    Merry Christmas
    I miss watching polar express or the age old animated Christmas story that DD use to show

  5. rajinder on December 26, 2010 at 11:28 am

    Seeing the present situations everywhere like killing for money,young girls committing suicide by hanging with fan’s ceiling, passing of money in exchange of granting loans from financial institutions like LIC housing finance/banks etc.,corruption in political system, judiciary and other government departments, lust for money and money and doing any immoral thing for it and even destroying the environment by unmindful digging the earth and building multi-storied houses etc.,,Santa will be very happy that it is nearing time of putting down curtain on Kalyuga and pave the way for Satyuga as earth mother can not see and tolerate further torture ,so he would have brought with him in his bag a few angels/ devata who will be there in Satyuga so that people see them and understand how they look, what they eat, how they behave,what they do and what they have etc. for the public to emulate and mend themselves to be eligible for entry to Satyuga,a place having limited population with unlimited resources.

  6. latasuksham on December 28, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    Hi,dont undermine the desi stuff,Afterallamreekandesi is also the desi stuff.

  7. Christmas Gifts on April 21, 2011 at 4:26 am

    Awesome post gives me some ideas I can use and gives me some time to actually get other things done. I think I have an idea what I want to do.

  8. ahsan on December 27, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    if he would be desi , he would snatch our gifts and things.

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