Open Letter to Steve Jobs

September 18, 2011

Hi Steve

First of all my prayers are with you. I wish that you get well soon and do make a comeback.

I know that you are no more at the helm of  the company but when it comes to Apple I can’t think of anyone who can cook better than you.

Well, like everyone else , I’m also waiting for iPhone5.  I wouldn’t have believed the rumors till I read that one of your staffer, this year too,  “lost” the prototype in a tequila bar at San Francisco.  After it is launched, I’ll  decide if I should shift to iPhone or start thinking of an excuse to wait for iPhone6.

I know it’s late in the design phase but here’s a list of features I would like to see in the iPhone5.

  1. Hope whatever service provider I use, it’ll always be in “range”, never out of it.
  2. It’ll not run out of battery when I need it the most.
  3. It’ll remind me of the contacts in my phone book, whom I haven’t called for months, and prompt me to meet people not just text them.
  4. If I am texting / tweeting / facebooking too much, it’ll switch off automatically.
  5. When I am out on dinner with my family of friends, it’ll go on silent mode and take my calls.
  6. When my boss calls me at odd hours, it’ll send a shocking radiation which hits him.
  7. For all those who have oily skin, its touch screen will keep depositing oil which can be used to run cars.
  8. If I ever drop it, it’ll bounce back to me. If I ever lose it, who so ever finds he’ll send it back to me.
  9. It’ll keep reminding me that there were times when I use to live without any phones, and those were damn good times.
  10. Last , and not the least, it won’t cost a bomb.

You’re welcome.

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6 Responses to “ Open Letter to Steve Jobs ”

  1. amlistening on September 19, 2011 at 7:15 am

    haha…nice ones
    I love the shocking radiation one especially :D

  2. Vikas Goel on September 20, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    @amlistening ya, that’s the number one on my wishlist too. :)

  3. ravindra rajput on September 24, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    In this season of open letters, this one is cool..
    I loved the 6th point the most :)

  4. IndianIdull on September 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Superb! Next request is an open letter to Mark Zuckerberg

  5. amlistening on October 13, 2011 at 12:35 am

    Steve Jobs…RIP

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