The other day my mom asked me to explain Twitter to her. As someone who spends my days feeding the smartest possible one-liners to my army of Twitter followers, yours truly is certainly more than qualified to introduce her to the magic. So i brushed my shoulders, turned up the collar of (much to...
During the battle of Mahabharat, Krishna gave Arjun the most important lesson in known history, a record only recently broken by Deepika’s epic number from Dum Maaro Dum. (“Oonche se ooncha banda, potty pe baithe nanga.” The mightiest man craps naked. Profoundness.) So Arjun was getting emotional about the nitty gritties of fighting against...
Stage 1: Information This is when there are scattered reports of some calamity in a land far, far, away. A land far enough away for the twitterati to not be directly affected. People hunt around for news reports. Any available piece of information gets tweeted and retweeted, till panic sets in. Stage 2: Mild...
1. Thou shall never claim in public that you care about your follower count. 2. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s followers. 3. Thou shall not post provocative DPs. Let’s keep it G rated. 4. Thou shall never add thyself to thy lists. That’s just plain cheap. 5. Thou shall not plug a blog...
2010 was an eventful year, which in India translates into tremendous potential for humor. You cant survive this country without a funny bone, and our politicians and media provide a continuous stream of fodder for the comedians. Here’s a compilation of some of my funny/punny tweets from this year. India released 25 Pak militants yday. All...
It’s that time of the year, folks. The time for Santa Claus, Christmas carols, gifts, holidays, plum cakes, parties, and just good old masti. Merry Christmas, y’all! Like always, the Twitter community has been keeping busy (working on important stuff, goes without saying). This time, we conjectured what it would be like if Santa...
The humble Onion finally gets its 15 minutes of fame, reaching the dizzying heights of Rs 80/kg. As always, Twitter is abuzz giving the veggy the credit it has finally earned. For the ones who missed the action, here’s a compilation of some of the funnier comments. Read and enjoy. @sidin: Rajnikanth has onion...
In case you missed, here’s a compilation of some of my funny tweets from last month. Read, and Enjoy. What did they call the Texas man who cheated this nice family that helped him? Austin ka saamp Now that the Ayodhya drama is over, can we have bulk SMSs back please? Those fancy apartments...
Here’s a compilation of some of my funny posts on Twitter from the month of August. Read and enjoy! If at first you don’t succeed, suicide bombing will probably be a bad idea India desperately needs a serial killer. Where is the one who can strangle all the crappy soaps on TV? Die another...
Here’s a compilation of some of my funny posts on Twitter from the month of July. Read and enjoy! Young Indian techies don’t need Deepak Chopra. Pizza is much more motivating. Isn’t rahul mahajan the ass who laughs like a horse? Rahul Mahajan should marry Sarah Jessica Parker. They can then gallop away into...
Today was another historic day for India. SM Krishna may not have managed to twist some unfriendly-neighbor testicle in Pakistan, but Indian tweeps won yet another battle today. After #SachinIsGod and #BharatBandh, we have another Indian topic trending worldwide on Twitter. #IndianEnglish – That sweet sweet language which has inspired many poems all over...
Continuing the tradition started with the first roundup, here’s some of my best tweets from last month. Read, and enjoy. In the middle of a heated argument today, i called this auto driver a Vuvuzela. Poor thing didnt know what struck him! Women beat up Maulvis for issuing fake Talaknama.http://bit.ly/czs000 Salman Gives Raavan a...
Starting this monthly roundup of some of my selected tweets. Twitter is a very real time medium; blink and you miss it. This is an attempt to work around that issue. (For those of you who don’t have any idea what Twitter is, read this, and then head over to your favorite temple to...
Unless you have been living under a rock these past few months you would have heard of Twitter. Alright alright, don’t come down so hard on yourself…main hoon na! So Twitter is this new micro blogging platform that has taken the technology world blogging world entire world by storm. Suddenly there’s celebrities going around...
