Check out the following picture to, well, get the real picture.
(Click on the link to go to the original graphic. It’s bulky, at over 2 mb)
Mike Flynn, Shikha Dalmia, and Terry Colon bring us the entire story of US Immigration. Check out the original post here.
Basically, you are screwed if you are a Mexican laborer. The only option for you is crossing that long fence and hoping to survive the desert.
If you are a genius or super rich, then things maybe a bit smoother.
For all others the best bet is to hang out near the Taj Mahal, spot the American getting harrassed and/or groped by a mob. Act heroic and rescue them from their predicament. Get MARRIED. Or adopted.
Just make sure they are Americans. You dont want to get stuck with someone from Canada.
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this actually helped…
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SO.. if i ask you canada vs america, what would u say?
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Frankly, I woulld not like to be one
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SO.. if i ask you canada vs america, what would u say?
All the losers who can’t make it to America, go to Canada hoping one day they might end up in America
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Suparag said:
“All the losers who can’t make it to America, go to Canada hoping one day they might end up in America”
Now why would a bunch of losers want to go to a country of losers???
No wonder the USA is a bunch of losers!!
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Watch your words !!! you might give somebody the “novel” way to get married.I dont know, however, what you have against Canadians.Where are your indian roots man? Arent you programmed to think “West is the best, India is SH*T”, that too coming from a “Delhi-ite”.Not to bash yourselves to oblivion,I wish to state that I thoroughly enjoyed reading your blogs.
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