Who Wants To Become A US Citizen?
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Mike Flynn, Shikha Dalmia, and Terry Colon bring us the entire story of US Immigration. Check out the original post here.
Basically, you are screwed if you are a Mexican laborer. The only option for you is crossing that long fence and hoping to survive the desert.
If you are a genius or super rich, then things maybe a bit smoother.
For all others the best bet is to hang out near the Taj Mahal, spot the American getting harrassed and/or groped by a mob. Act heroic and rescue them from their predicament. Get MARRIED. Or adopted.
Just make sure they are Americans. You dont want to get stuck with someone from Canada.