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The Story of Indian Cricket’s Fall

February 26, 2012
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The Story of Indian Cricket’s Fall

Tweet Much has been written about the ongoing Indian tour of Australia. The tour has seen the world champions flounder against what was being termed a mediocre Australian team, but we have encountered strong evidence that seems to suggest a twist in the tale. Here, breaking on the Baking News Network, is an exclusive...
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Baking News: Successful MTV Roadies To Get Direct Entry into IAS

January 21, 2012
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Baking News: Successful MTV Roadies To Get Direct Entry into IAS

Tweet The Indian government today announced a surprise decision to leverage the auditions of the popular reality TV show MTV Roadies, for filling up the backlog of officers in the IAS. Here’ an excerpt from the official press release. “MTV Roadies has grown to become a phenomenon in India over the past years. Young...
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Get Ready to Pay for Missed Calls

December 31, 2011
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Get Ready to Pay for Missed Calls

Tweet 2012 is set to start on a sore note for mobile subscribers across India. Airtail today announced a shocking decision to start charging users for missed calls. Starting tomorrow, all missed calls will be charged at a flat rate of Rs 5 paise per call. This applies across all pre-paid and post-paid plans. The...
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The Day The Internet Went Down

December 18, 2011
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The Day The Internet Went Down

Tweet 12 April 2014 A billion Indian citizens woke up today to a world without one of the basic necessities of modern life. Not food. Not water. Not the roofs on top of their head. Not even the daily dose of Arnab. Something much bigger. The Internet. In an emergency order, the central govt...
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Baking News: CBI officers to get mandatory daily Complan

May 28, 2011
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Baking News: CBI officers to get mandatory daily Complan

Tweet As per unconfirmed reports, the government today issued a directive to the CBI to provide mandatory Complan drinks to its officers every morning. The order noted that India’s premier agency has been performing below par lately. Recent embarrassments include the goof up with the most wanted list issued to Pakistan and the trip...
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