Tweet Look at these people with their lungis in a bunch. Rascals, do they even know my name? Rajnikanth. A little sickness can not even think of touching me. Not everybody knows this, but I invented disease. It so happened that a rat once stole my idli, and i got so mad i reshuffled his...
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Tweet Today morning just as i was getting ready to watch a rerun of the Sunny Deol starrer Yamla Pagla Deewana on the local cable channel, there was a loud noise and the servants started shouting loudly. Fearing another terrorist strike, instrumented without any doubt by India’s RAW, i immediately called the Indian embassy...
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Tweet Things just keep getting better and better. I am in this year’s list of 100 most influential people in the world compiled by Time. Till just a few years ago i was a small town boy with long hair who played cricket. Today i am the person who taught India how to win. And...
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Tweet What momentous times we are living through! IPL. Indian Pataka League. IPL is like the Paro of Devdas. IPL is like the Madhushala Manna De sang about. IPL is like the Mughal Gardens in full bloom. IPL is awesome. You take all the firecrackers Sivakasi ever produced, put them near an Indian Oil tanker...
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