Tweet Cricket. Do we even need say anything more? In India, nothing is bigger than Cricket. The poor hungry people really refers to our being poor at other sports, and hungry for Cricket. We Indians will happily pay Rs 200 for a liter of petrol if there is a cricket match later in the day. Outsourcing,...
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Tweet Krishna has finally taken that promised kalyuga rebirth. By all accounts, a certain son of the Gandhi clan is the latest reincarnation of the god who gave us the Geeta. The evidence is irrefutable. Take a look. Krishna is said to go out in disguise to get to know his people and their...
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Tweet Pappu read Sunday’s Times of India with great interest. Especially page no 10. He read it once. He read it again, just to be sure. He went out, ate a mango, came back and read the article again. It all made just too much sense. Finally he stood up and announced loudly for the...
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Tweet Look at these people with their lungis in a bunch. Rascals, do they even know my name? Rajnikanth. A little sickness can not even think of touching me. Not everybody knows this, but I invented disease. It so happened that a rat once stole my idli, and i got so mad i reshuffled his...
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Tweet Petrol prices were raised across India by Rs 5 per liter yesterday. A liter of petrol will cost Rs 63 in Delhi, and more elsewhere. Petrol price has increased by over 32% in the last 11 months. While the junta is not happy about it, it actually is the best thing that happened...
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Tweet The idiot box is the new gold mine of the entertainment industry. Every sensible (read money) minded person has already signed on to a TV show, and is now laughing all the way to the bank. Do you want to join in the gold rush? Fret not. Main hoon na! This post will...
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Tweet Today morning just as i was getting ready to watch a rerun of the Sunny Deol starrer Yamla Pagla Deewana on the local cable channel, there was a loud noise and the servants started shouting loudly. Fearing another terrorist strike, instrumented without any doubt by India’s RAW, i immediately called the Indian embassy...
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Tweet Dear President Obama, Thanks for a wonderful gift you have given the entire world. Osama is DEAD. Long live Obama. Wth the threat of terror gone forever, the world seems such a nicer place already. Today morning when i woke up, the air seemed fresher, the birds chirpier,...
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Tweet My boy just turned one. He is an adorable kid who brings great joy to my heart. One day he will make me proud by winning a Nobel prize, or at least getting auctioned to a group of money launderers in IPL. He’s a smart boy alright. Still young though, so i wont...
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Tweet Things just keep getting better and better. I am in this year’s list of 100 most influential people in the world compiled by Time. Till just a few years ago i was a small town boy with long hair who played cricket. Today i am the person who taught India how to win. And...
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Tweet What momentous times we are living through! IPL. Indian Pataka League. IPL is like the Paro of Devdas. IPL is like the Madhushala Manna De sang about. IPL is like the Mughal Gardens in full bloom. IPL is awesome. You take all the firecrackers Sivakasi ever produced, put them near an Indian Oil tanker...
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Tweet You all may have already read the anti-corruption crusader Anna Hazare’s letter to the Prime Minister. Hard hitting stuff. We managed to lay our hands on the reply the PMO prepared for him. Dear Mr Hazare, Apologies for not getting back to you earlier. But better late than never, like an Indian mother...
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Tweet Dear MS Dhoni, First up, congrats on winning the world cup. You’ve made us proud. World Champions! It must be such a Bachendri Pal-ish feeling. On top of the world! Yesterday was special. You were special. You played a most mature and responsible captain’s knock. And that last six, OH MY GOD. Out of...
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Tweet Dear Ms Pandey, We received your letter today and read it with great amusement (and dare we say, excitement). Thanks much for your generous offer of providing a wonderful therapeutic experience to the Indian team that would, theoretically help them win the world cup. One of the board members even came up with...
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Tweet Its all coming together now, like the brilliant script of Yamla Pagla Deewana. Here’s how the world will end. 1. India lose in tomorrow’s semi final against Pakistan. 2. Pakistan go on to win the world cup. 3. Javed Miandad laughs at Mandira Bedi on Times Now in contempt; calls her stupid. 4....
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