Rahul Gandhi is our Krishna

May 26, 2011

Krishna has finally taken that promised kalyuga rebirth. By all accounts, a certain son of the Gandhi clan is the latest reincarnation of the god who gave us the Geeta.

The evidence is irrefutable. Take a look.

  • Krishna is said to go out in disguise to get to know his people and their problems. Rahul also regularly visits poor dalit homes and eats their food.
  • The ladies played a big part in Krishna’s life. Rahul has his mommy.
  • Krishna loved butter. Rahul is our very own Amul baby.
  • Krishna went around stealing. Mainly, butter. Rahul too is quite adept at sneaking into villages when no one is looking.
  • Krishna never got a degree. Neither did Rahul. Or maybe he did. Actually, maybe not. Whatever.
  • Krishna had to deal with the maya of  his mama Kans. Rahul has taken on Mayawati.
  • Krishna was always approachable to the common man. As is Rahul baba, as long as you make an appeal to him on a news channel.
  • Krishna had Balram. Rahul has Digvijay Singh.
  • Krishna was the most handsome man around in his time. Rahul too.
  • Till date Krishna is always thought of as a young boy leisurely playing a flute while chasing girls. Rahul ‘baba’ too is our eternally young leader.
  • Krishna had a jaw dropping awesome super form that he rarely revealed to people. Rahul likely also has one; we suspect only Mani Shankar Aiyer has ever seen it. Maybe Digvijay Singh as well.
  • Krishna’s rule brought about the most peaceful and prosperous times for his people. Rahul’s reign will also be remembered in history as the golden age for India.

Hence proved.

[PS: We are serious. Consider yourself blessed to live in the awesome times of Rahul Gandhi. He is our only hope against 2012. Rahul, you rock man.]

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7 Responses to “ Rahul Gandhi is our Krishna ”

  1. Prateek on May 26, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Yes, indeed the similarities are uncanny and undeniable. We have got our savior. Long live the “R”.

  2. Smitha on May 26, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    I can’t believe it! We have been so blind :) He is indeed our Krishna!

    • amreekandesi on May 27, 2011 at 12:09 am

      See…thats what i am here for! Welcome back!

  3. Rajinder on May 28, 2011 at 6:58 am

    Enjoyed well this post. similarities brought out are wonderful and have reminded us of those benefits that krishna-God’s incarnation gave to the then public by virtue of his super-natural powers, we can expect the same now only from Rahul baba as he is blessed by super powers.
    I pray him happy and long life.

  4. Anita on June 19, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    I don’t know , Is some one is thinking that Indian Parliament is the training centre for Nehru Family ?
    Please remember that India is a democratic Country and there is no need to focus on one family . Even the story of Nehru ji is also known to everybody that what he done for India , only due that we are facing problem in J&K . Mr.Rahul is not different from others in India and he cannot rule the country . There is no matter for thinking about somebody from that family as nobody is there. Mrs Sonia is not having the knowledge of Indian Culture also. So this type of news we are not expecting from yahoo. Firstly Rahul will come to the bottom level of administration and learn what is administration and management . By taking an MBA no body can manage at least a proprietorship concern , then how we have to think about Mr.Rahul become the PM of India. We dont need any rubber stamp model govt. also

  5. Narendra on July 17, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    This idiot, Rahul Gandhi, does not even deserve for any discussion. He is Stupid outsider and should not be event given any importance in India’s affair. Don’t you see Salli Chor Congress and this Cockroach Gandhi family are leach on the neck of India? They are Gaddars. It is shame for Indian people that they do not believe to get together like other culture. Instead, our Indian people analyze and criticize each other. That is why India got under foreign rules for many many years. It is time for Indian people to wake up and get together to oppose bad and bring something good for us and future generation. Kick the Gaddars and throw them out of India. It is insult of our Lord Krishna when you compare this idiot with Krishna.

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