Tweet Dear Shri Robert Vadra ji, I know you’re in the news for corruption and tax evasion charges, but don’t let that bog you down. You are bigger than that, and we are with you. And of course, there’s the union cabinet to take care of that. Salman hai na? [I am guessing that in...
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Tweet Dear Arms Dealers and their Assorted Cronies, This is in reference to the recent news about the measly 14 crore bribe offered to the Indian army chief, General VK Singh. As a resident of a modern, developing India with a high rate on inflation, i am appalled. Nothing in India is cheap anymore. I...
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Tweet Hi Steve First of all my prayers are with you. I wish that you get well soon and do make a comeback. I know that you are no more at the helm of the company but when it comes to Apple I can’t think of anyone who can cook better than you. Well,...
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Tweet Dear BCCI, Not sure if you have been following up on current affairs lately, but there’s bad news. This India-England test series is proving to be the biggest disaster India has seen since RGV Ki Aag. The boys are being beaten black and blue. If the English team is Emraan Hashmi, the Indians are...
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Tweet Dear Mr Prime Minister, We write this letter to you from the bottom of a pit of great despair and frustration. We just don’t get it. There’s too many funny events happening in our country, and as the head of family somewhere it all seems to be your responsibility. And no, by funny...
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Tweet Dear President Obama, Thanks for a wonderful gift you have given the entire world. Osama is DEAD. Long live Obama. Wth the threat of terror gone forever, the world seems such a nicer place already. Today morning when i woke up, the air seemed fresher, the birds chirpier,...
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Tweet Dear MS Dhoni, First up, congrats on winning the world cup. You’ve made us proud. World Champions! It must be such a Bachendri Pal-ish feeling. On top of the world! Yesterday was special. You were special. You played a most mature and responsible captain’s knock. And that last six, OH MY GOD. Out of...
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Tweet Dear Mike Hooper, Just read this news item about your displeasure with the state-of-the-art Commonwealth Games village we have prepared in Delhi. Must say we are disappointed with your disappointment. You’re not being a good guest. You see we have spent billions of dollars on this event. We changed the tiles on pavements...
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