Tweet I returned home from work today feeling quite happy about Friday and the lack of traffic jams en-route. I then logged on to Twitter like all normal people do these days as soon as they reach home. People were discussing this article by some Aakar Patel. The guy was on top of Twitter trends...
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Tags: aakar patel, carnatic music, culture, ms subbalakshmi, north indians, north vs south, outrage, south indians
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Tweet Newspapers these days are full of reports about people having all sorts of weird things happen to them. Murders over parking slots, rapes, thefts, acid attacks, battered kids slammed against walls, Abhishek Bachchan having a baby, and what not. Makes you long for the good old days of chain snatchings, tires being stolen...
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Tags: baby falak, banana republic, big brother, Crime, crime in india, delhi, Gurgaon, lawlessness, Murder, rape, rape capital, road rage
Posted in Dummy's Guides, Satire | 9 Comments »
Tweet Dear Arms Dealers and their Assorted Cronies, This is in reference to the recent news about the measly 14 crore bribe offered to the Indian army chief, General VK Singh. As a resident of a modern, developing India with a high rate on inflation, i am appalled. Nothing in India is cheap anymore. I...
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Tags: 14 crores, allegations, arms kickbacks, corruption, general vk singh, indian army bribery, scandal
Posted in Open Letters, Satire | 5 Comments »
Tweet Much has been written about the ongoing Indian tour of Australia. The tour has seen the world champions flounder against what was being termed a mediocre Australian team, but we have encountered strong evidence that seems to suggest a twist in the tale. Here, breaking on the Baking News Network, is an exclusive...
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Tags: agneepath series, fight, fih qualifying series, india in olympics, indian cricket, indian hockey, ms dhoni, sehwag
Posted in Baking News, Satire | 4 Comments »
Tweet A few days ago, Jay Leno made derogatory references to the Golden Temple on his show. Our religious sentiments were hurt, and now we have blown this up into a massive controversy. Take that, you American sense of humor. The joke was on super rich Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, and the Golden...
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Tags: controversy, jay leno, religious sentiments, religious tolerance, sikh, we are jobless
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Tweet The Indian government today announced a surprise decision to leverage the auditions of the popular reality TV show MTV Roadies, for filling up the backlog of officers in the IAS. Here’ an excerpt from the official press release. “MTV Roadies has grown to become a phenomenon in India over the past years. Young...
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Tags: baking news, believe it if you can, mtv roadies 9, raghu, rajeev, rannvijay, roadies auditions, roadies is awesome, Satire
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Tweet A few days back there was a news item in the paper about how Indian children ranked second last in the world in a test of Science, Math and English. While the accuracy of statistical studies can always be questioned, but second last? For a nation that can not stop patting its back...
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Tags: falling standards, indian education, kids are evil
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Not everyday does the reigning world and IPL champion team get to wipe the floor the way the Indian cricketers are doing in Australia. If this were a movie, the doctor would come out of the operation theater and announce to anxious waiting people that only prayers could save their loved one. “Ab inhein...
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Tags: agneepath series, australia, India, india in australia 2012, mahendra dhoni, rahul dravid, sachin tendulkar
Posted in Cricket, Satire | 4 Comments »
Tweet 2012 is set to start on a sore note for mobile subscribers across India. Airtail today announced a shocking decision to start charging users for missed calls. Starting tomorrow, all missed calls will be charged at a flat rate of Rs 5 paise per call. This applies across all pre-paid and post-paid plans. The...
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Tweet So 2011 is almost done, and 2012 beckons. If the Mayans were right, then this is going to be a pretty exciting year. If they weren’t, well, bummer. We managed to find a crystal ball which told us what’s in store for the year, albeit with a 95% confidence interval. Believe at your...
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Tags: 2011, 2012, apocalypse, lokpal bill, petrol at 100 rupees, world ending in 2012
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Tweet If one were to pick a single policy decision that changed the face of India in the last many years, it has to be the reservation system. Reservation for jobs. Reservation for education. Reservation for public service. All to ensure that our poor and downtrodden get to share the benefits of our growth....
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Tags: caste politics, harijan, mayawati, muslim reservation, obc quota, Rahul Gandhi, reservation, sharad yadav, UP elections 2012
Posted in Politics, Satire | 2 Comments »
Tweet 12 April 2014 A billion Indian citizens woke up today to a world without one of the basic necessities of modern life. Not food. Not water. Not the roofs on top of their head. Not even the daily dose of Arnab. Something much bigger. The Internet. In an emergency order, the central govt...
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Tags: big brother is watching you, facebook, google, internet censorship, kapil sibal, social media, twitter
Posted in Baking News, Satire | 11 Comments »
Tweet In 1947, our great democracy took birth. Through various turns and twists, it has come a long way. To this. Yet another common man trying to physically assault a political leader. Gandhiji please excuse, but the modern Indian is too frustrated to try peaceful means. Here’s a pictorial dedicated to the growth of...
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Tags: corruption, harvinder singh, India, lokpal, sharad pawar, slap, thappad
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Tweet If the 90s were the decade of the IT industry, the 2010s have got to be the decade of the Indian maid. Seriously, they’ve never been so talked about. People returning to India from the US cite availability of domestic help as a prime inspiration to shift base. Housewives swear by their maids,...
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Tags: chetan bhagat maid, maid attrition rate, maids in india, r2i for maids
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Tweet The Indian economy is booming. Salaries are rising. Everybody is doing well for himself. All it takes to be above the basic level of subsistence (commonly known as the poverty line) is Rs 32 per day. For a family of four that comes to less than 4,000 per month. Even if you earn...
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Tags: airtel, consumer goods, customer is king, customer service in india, dish tv, lg, pathetic service levels
Posted in Satire | 4 Comments »