Tweet The past few weeks have been disturbing. Riots in Assam. A minor riot in Mumbai. A prolonged curfew in Bareilly, and god knows what other small towns. Crackdown on social media. The iPhone 5 has still not been launched. To make it worse, my favorite people have been voted out of Jhalak Dikhla Ja....
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Tags: exodus, facebook, GOIBlocks, India, nation, north-east, parody, riots, social media, twitter, Unity in Diversity
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Tweet The Olympics are over. It was a fun ride the past two weeks, watching all sorts of exotic sports (read, non-cricket) and learning words hitherto unknown to Indians, like repechage and ‘olympic medals’. Now as we get back to our regular fare of Balika Vadhu and Indian Idle Idol, here’s highlights from the...
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Tags: 2012, gagan narang, india at olympics, jwala gutta, london, mary kom, mery kom, olympics, saina nehwal, sushil kumar, vijay kumar, yogeshwar dutt
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Tweet Satyamev Jayate ended today, bringing to an end the initial instalment of one of the most talked about non-Ekta Kapoor shows on Indian Television in recent times. The show got off to a heady start. Everybody was very excited. Well, the naysayers are always there, but in general people had high hopes from...
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Tags: aamir khan, fake, satyamev jayate, staged, trend on twitter
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Tweet The Olympic fever is on. While India has sent a sizable contingent of sportspeople and officials, people like Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps are alone expected to win more medals than all of India, the nation of a billion people. We appreciate that the true spirit of Olympics lies in participation, on which...
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Tags: india at olympics, indian bike driver stunt, indians are experts at outrage, indians crib so much, london, olympics, onlooker, shooting
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Tweet Alright, so we all know of the Guwahati incident. We outraged about and wrote about it and tweeted about it. But did we all derive the right lessons out of the incident and the shamelessness of it all? Here, let me lay out some foolproof ways to avoid getting molested in modern, lawless...
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Tags: crime against women, india unsafe for women, respect the woman, the world is about to end
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Tweet Aamir Khan’s new show Satyamev Jayate began this week amidst immense hype and scrutiny. By now a lot has been written and said about it, but i just had to write about it after watching the first episode last night. In case you haven’t watched it yet, the first episode of the show...
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Tags: aamir khan, female infanticide, India, problem, satyamev jayate
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Tweet I returned home from work today feeling quite happy about Friday and the lack of traffic jams en-route. I then logged on to Twitter like all normal people do these days as soon as they reach home. People were discussing this article by some Aakar Patel. The guy was on top of Twitter trends...
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Tags: aakar patel, carnatic music, culture, ms subbalakshmi, north indians, north vs south, outrage, south indians
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Tweet Newspapers these days are full of reports about people having all sorts of weird things happen to them. Murders over parking slots, rapes, thefts, acid attacks, battered kids slammed against walls, Abhishek Bachchan having a baby, and what not. Makes you long for the good old days of chain snatchings, tires being stolen...
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Tags: baby falak, banana republic, big brother, Crime, crime in india, delhi, Gurgaon, lawlessness, Murder, rape, rape capital, road rage
Posted in Dummy's Guides, Satire | 9 Comments »
Tweet Dear Arms Dealers and their Assorted Cronies, This is in reference to the recent news about the measly 14 crore bribe offered to the Indian army chief, General VK Singh. As a resident of a modern, developing India with a high rate on inflation, i am appalled. Nothing in India is cheap anymore. I...
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Tags: 14 crores, allegations, arms kickbacks, corruption, general vk singh, indian army bribery, scandal
Posted in Open Letters, Satire | 5 Comments »
Tweet It was a regular day. We had just got back from lunch. We used the full designated hour, in true Indian tradition. Rinsed the mouth, got the dose of saunf, and completed two rounds of the office complex while discussing important issues like how much money the Indian cricketers must have been paid...
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Tags: 2012, apocalypse, delhi earthquake, mayans, the end of the world
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Tweet The wife woke me up early morning today and asked me to go get milk before the Mother-Dairy runs out of stock. Another downside of living in a third world country; you cant get milk around the clock. So i took the car keys and headed out to finish the crucial business. The...
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Tweet Much has been written about the ongoing Indian tour of Australia. The tour has seen the world champions flounder against what was being termed a mediocre Australian team, but we have encountered strong evidence that seems to suggest a twist in the tale. Here, breaking on the Baking News Network, is an exclusive...
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Tags: agneepath series, fight, fih qualifying series, india in olympics, indian cricket, indian hockey, ms dhoni, sehwag
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Tweet A few days ago, Jay Leno made derogatory references to the Golden Temple on his show. Our religious sentiments were hurt, and now we have blown this up into a massive controversy. Take that, you American sense of humor. The joke was on super rich Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, and the Golden...
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Tags: controversy, jay leno, religious sentiments, religious tolerance, sikh, we are jobless
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Tweet Not often does an individual’s attending a gathering of writers make so much news as the Salman Rushdie saga has over the past week. Salman Rushdie’s presence at the Jaipur Literature Festival has suddenly become an issue of national importance even bigger than the dress Katrina Kaif wore at her latest public appearance....
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Tags: chetan bhagat, jaipur literature festival, padma lakshmi, religious fanaticism, salman rushdie, satanic verses, taslima nasreen
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Tweet The Indian government today announced a surprise decision to leverage the auditions of the popular reality TV show MTV Roadies, for filling up the backlog of officers in the IAS. Here’ an excerpt from the official press release. “MTV Roadies has grown to become a phenomenon in India over the past years. Young...
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Tags: baking news, believe it if you can, mtv roadies 9, raghu, rajeev, rannvijay, roadies auditions, roadies is awesome, Satire
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